I don't really think the world is going to end on 12/21/12, and if it happens there will be a lot of things I would miss. My family, friends, and boyfriend would be number one, with Zac Efron pictures, Sour Patch Kids, and purses coming in as a close second. There are some things, however, that I would not miss so much if the world spontaneously combusted tomorrow. This is that list.
1. People who talk on their phone super loudly
I totally understand that our cell phones have become our life. I am admittedly one of those people who is constantly on their phone for both work and pleasure. However, I am always aware of my surroundings...and my voice volume out in public. Nothing can destroy a nice evening out faster than someone blabbing on their cell phone louder than a megaphone. I want to go up to their table and scream "USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE!!!!!!!!!!" but eventually deem it inappropriate.
2. People who don't use blinkers
I love blinkers. It's probably because I am a control freak and like to know everything. Either way, people who don't use blinker and then get mad because you won't let them over into your lane, or make you mad because they cut you off...suck. It's the easiest thing in the world to use your blinker. Just do it.
3. PDA
Also known as Public Displays of Affection. This really shouldn't need an explanation, but alas, here we go. I am very happy you are in love, lust, or whatever, but no one wants to see you shoving your tongue down the throat of your significant other. NO ONE. And while we are at it, no one needs a million Facebook status updates about how in love you are. If the relationship is that great your friends and family will be able to tell without you even having to say it.
4. Gangham Style
Yes, the song is catchy. And the dance is super cute. But like Soulja Boy, The Macarena and many many before it, this song/dance combination is so overplayed and borderline annoying. Unless at karaoke, then, like many many other one hit wonders before it, it becomes instantly awesome again.
5. People who wear socks with sandals
Okay, really this one needs no explanation. You don't need to be a fashionista to figure this one out.
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